There was an old lucky jockstrap quietly hanging in a corner in the changing room at my local rugby club here in Birmingham. It was always worn by a different team member during and after every match for luck. It was hung back up at the end of the game. It had never been washed, so was instantly available for future use. When i eventually retired i took it home. It has afforded me hours and hours and hours of pleasure. I think I might make a skype wank video.