Some of our “leading sex” experts here in the UK have been peddling their propaganda, and telling us all that 28 MAY is National Masturbation Day. These are the same “leading sex” experts that will be telling you on the 29 May that you are now addicted to porn, and masturbation. So, I wanted to give them a bit of tantrick wisdom. National Masturbation Day is something that happens in fuckn America. Maybe Americans need to be educated about the joys of masturbation, British People, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT.