Hari Shishna Guide To Gay Sex

Begin with your hands open very wide and place them about half an inch away from *my shishna Work up and down without actually touching. Touch me with your breathe, as if you […]

The Religion of HaPenis

“Be certain that in the religion of HaPenis there are no believers and unbelievers. HaPenis embraces all.”  Hari Shishna

PhatArse Gods

The requirements for a phat arse god are as follows: it must be firm and floppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 6 inches, and its owner […]

Touch My HaPenis

Get in tune with your masculinity and enjoy it with LOVE without feeling guilt or shame. Touching my Hapenis can even make you more intelligent. The added injections of ENDORPHINS and SEROTONIN that […]

the arse of a g(o)d

Hello Hari Shishna, Love you site. New to prostate playing but do it as much as possible when alone. Wife not at all interested. I think i have said it else where on my website […]

The Miracle

My harry shishna (tantric cock) is wonderful, it automatically slides back in your mouth on your pull back, you tighten up as it massages your tonsils and on the down stroke gives you suck […]

Tantrick Brojobs

When you catch god’s cock in your hand and, shaping your lips to an ‘O’, lays them lightly to its tip, moving your head in tiny circles, this first step is called “Nimitta” […]

The Mellow Fellow

Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you And everything you do Yeah they were all yellow I came along I wrote a song for you And all the things you […]

Thad Hairy Howett

The wrestler Thad Hairy Howett is believed to be the hairiest professional wrestler.

From the Lips of the Philosopher

“The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.” – William Makepeace Thackeray, […]

The Hairs around Balls and Perineum

long sessions with lots of touching in different areas not always erogenous zones. start with very light touches to tickle the hairs around balls and perineum, work up to cock – only just […]

The Jock Art Gallery

The Jock Art Gallery Ft. Jock Driver. Dont forget every jock on CUMM UK has it’s own art gallery, click to reveal.

Studs, Tools, and the Family Jewels…

A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other. Circle jerks often feature a competitive element, with the “winner” being […]