Men don’t want to expose themselves for several reasons. One of which is that this  heterosexual fear, like that every man wants to put their mouth on it, if it is exposed. Like this unbelievably appetizing thing, when in reality the penis is the most heinous looking device in the universe. It’s like a bean bag, it’s completely grotesque. I mean some sculptors have done wonders with it but lets face it usually it isn’t even coloured right, it’s wrinkly and it’s hairy. You won’t buy it in a store, people are certainly not going to jump on it. Chad, 26, sportscaster from 

Private Dicks – Men Exposed – 1999

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