The Art of Fucking Yourself ” from Taoist doctor of the seventh century, Li Tung-Hsuan Tzu. His 1600 year old Fucking Tips poetically described nine styles of fucking yourself tehniques, by varying the direction, the speed and the depth of the thrusts.

Strike on right and on the left like a honest warrior boring the enemy rows.

You raise and plunge suddenly like a wild horse cutting through a path through a torrent of mountain.

And you like a cloud of gulls withdraw return playing above the waves.

Carry out major penetrations and small surface blows taquins and, a such picorant sparrow of the rice grains.

Penetrate superficially then more deeply, towards the right-hand side and the left, as would fall a large stone being inserted in the sea.

Return slowly in the manner of a snake in its nest.

Charge quickly, a such frightened rat regaining its hole·

Fly over and strike as an eagle follows a hare in escape.

Go up and plunge deeply, like a magnificent boat on the floods facing a wild wind.

3 thoughts on “The Art of Fucking Yourself

  1. Reading through all of the above content has given me a feeling of conviction that the true meaning of sexual health and well-being is best-achieved through man-to-man sexual union. Who knows a man better than another man!

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